Santa's Red Letter

Naughty List

$11.95 + Free Delivery

INSTRUCTIONS: Simply replace the # RED text with your own using the form on the right. Don't worry, we'll removed the color and change the font to Santa's handwriting on the final letter.
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Dear 1 Shannon,

What can I say to someone who used to be such a sweet, loving child?

Well, this for starters: What were you thinking?!

Sorry, 1Shannon, but there’s no easy way to say this: you’re on the Naughty List.

Do we really need to go into detail why? You and I both know; let’s leave it at that, in case kind, impressionable children—perhaps one such as you used to be—should find this letter and be forever scarred by the revelation. And 1Shannon, we both know this wasn’t your first time in Naughty List territory. You’ve visited this place before. I just never thought you’d stay and set up shop.

So what do we do with you? If you’re interested, you can still move back on to the Nice List, and this is how: 2Buy Gary tickets for the Eagles concert.

Sorry again, 1Shannon, but there’s not a lot of leeway here. It’s this or the Naughty List for the rest of the year.

I’ll be watching you . . .

Santa Claus
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Enter the full name and mailing address EXACTLY as you would like it to appear on the envelope. USE THE RETURN KEY after EACH LINE of the address.

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Make sure all the information is correct before adding to cart. We manual format each letter to ensure accuracy. USPS North Pole postmark delivery generally takes between 7-10 days. For expedited delivery see our White Envelope Delivery Service.

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Add a Certificate of Naughty

for mischievous acts of trickery & misbehaving throughout the year.

Old Fashioned Quality

All letters deliver with a genuine wax seal, a real North Pole postmark and a personalized message in Santa's handwriting font.

Our Cause

With every order we donate $1.00 to Toys for Tots; A charity whose mission is to help less fortunate children throughout the United States experience the joy of Christmas.