Face the Music
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Dear 1 Daryl,
It’s time to face the music, and the music I’m hearing is Michael Jackson’s “Bad,” with undertones of George Thorogood’s “Bad to the Bone.” Yes, this Christmas is not looking too merry for you. Consider this your warning.
But I have faith in you, 1 Daryl. And you can earn your way back to my Nice List by 2 finally installing that new kitchen light fixture.
So what’s it going to be? Will I hear the theme song “Bad boys” in my head when I look at your name on Christmas Eve, or will I get some “Good Vibrations” from you?
Time’s running out, 1 Daryl.
And remember, “Don’t Stop Believin’.”Santa Claus
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