Santa's Red Letter

Face the Music

$11.95 + Free Delivery

INSTRUCTIONS: Simply replace the # RED text with your own using the form on the right. Don't worry, we'll removed the color and change the font to Santa's handwriting on the final letter.
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Dear 1 Daryl,


It’s time to face the music, and the music I’m hearing is Michael Jackson’s “Bad,” with undertones of George Thorogood’s “Bad to the Bone.” Yes, this Christmas is not looking too merry for you. Consider this your warning.

But I have faith in you, 1 Daryl. And you can earn your way back to my Nice List by 2 finally installing that new kitchen light fixture.

So what’s it going to be? Will I hear the theme song “Bad boys” in my head when I look at your name on Christmas Eve, or will I get some “Good Vibrations” from you?

Time’s running out, 1 Daryl.

And remember, “Don’t Stop Believin’.”

Santa Claus
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Enter the full name and mailing address EXACTLY as you would like it to appear on the envelope. USE THE RETURN KEY after EACH LINE of the address.

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Make sure all the information is correct before adding to cart. We manual format each letter to ensure accuracy. USPS North Pole postmark delivery generally takes between 7-10 days. For expedited delivery see our White Envelope Delivery Service.

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Add a Certificate of Naughty

for mischievous acts of trickery & misbehaving throughout the year.

Old Fashioned Quality

All letters deliver with a genuine wax seal, a real North Pole postmark and a personalized message in Santa's handwriting font.

Our Cause

With every order we donate $1.00 to Toys for Tots; A charity whose mission is to help less fortunate children throughout the United States experience the joy of Christmas.