Santa's Red Letter

Hall of Shame

$14.95

INSTRUCTIONS: Simply replace the # RED text with your own using the form on the right. Don't worry, we'll removed the color and change the font to Santa's handwriting on the final letter.
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Dear 1 Richard,

1 Richard, Richard, Richard.

I thought I was finished with you back in middle school after that little incident, as we’ll call it, put you in the Naughty List “Hall of Shame”.

Mrs. Claus was feeling faint for days after that. The elves could scarcely read the board without blushing, and I’ve never quite gotten over just how naughty a teenage 2 boy could be.

Until now.

Oh, 1 Richard. As a grown-up, you’re even worse. You’ve blown it, big time.

Now, you’re far too large to throw over my knee for a well-deserved spanking (besides, those have been outlawed). But I have to tell you, the Hall of Shame Board got a new entry with your name on it (again). While I wasn’t too surprised, poor Mrs. Claus certainly was, and she’s been downing hot cocoa like there’s no tomorrow. Which, if you continue in your ways, there likely won’t be.

This is a warning, 1 Richard. I have connections. I also have a lot of coal with your name on it. Remember, I’m watching you . . . probably along with several government agencies.

Santa Claus
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Enter the full name and mailing address EXACTLY as you would like it to appear on the envelope. USE THE RETURN KEY after EACH LINE of the address.

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Make sure all the information is correct before adding to cart. We manual format each letter to ensure accuracy. Orders generally take between 4-7 days for delivery and we begin shipping mid November.

*Free Delivery on all orders including international. See FAQ's for more info.

Add a Certificate of Naughty

for mischievous acts of trickery & misbehaving throughout the year.

Old Fashioned Quality

All letters deliver with a genuine wax seal, a North Pole postmark and a personalized message in Santa's handwriting font.

Our Cause

With every order we donate $1.00 to Toys for Tots; A charity whose mission is to help less fortunate children throughout the United States experience the joy of Christmas.

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Kate Mentzer

Got several letters over the years. They look beautiful!! I love that you can add personal stuff to templated letters or a blanket to fill up yourself. They look soooo real. Love all these products!!

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Katrina Vlaz

They always make the letters look so authentic and check every detail. They are beautifully made and look as if Santa really does send them off from his desk.

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Rebecca Johnson

I have been using red letter for years! The quality is fantastic and utterly believable. My children are full of awe every time they receive a letter and truly believe it is from MR C himself. Highly recommend.

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Emily Watson

Wonderful! Very authentic! Makes a child’s Christmas magical!

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Dana Morrison

Made my daughter so happy to get the letter.

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Donna James

This was a great experience for our daughter and we will do it again.

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Susie DeRousie

Magical and high quality!

I have been Santa's red letter, as well as other North pole "mail" services for year with my children, and have since passed on to other parents as well... it continues to be one of the best sites to keep the Christmas magic alive

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Jacqueline O.

I have been purchasing Santa read letters for the last at least six years! I love them they’re done so professionally well that I can never go to another company. My kids faces are so excited when I see them in the mailbox.