Santa's Red Letter

No, No, No.

$9.95 + Free Delivery

INSTRUCTIONS: Simply replace the # RED text with your own using the form on the right. Don't worry, we'll removed the color and change the font to Santa's handwriting on the final letter.

Dear 1 Jon,

I wished I were writing you under better circumstances, but I can’t. Yes, this is Santa, and I’m informing you that you have officially ruined my day. Sorry to be so glum. Usually I’m all, “Ho-ho-ho!” But as I reviewed your year, I was moaning, “Oh, no, no, no.”

Mrs. Claus rushed out to the Polar Mart to get me some antacids because you have turned my belly like a bowl full of jelly into rotten yogurt.

1 Jon, I’ll be direct: you’re on the naughty list. Are either of us really surprised? Let’s not go into details as to why, because I’m not trying to get you into more trouble. I’m trying to get you back on my Nice List. There’s still time, and you need to do one great act of kindness to redeem yourself. How about 2 buying everyone at the office pizza?

Please, 1 Jon, if not for yourself, for your old buddy Santa? Let’s make this a happy Christmas. My belly and I will both thank you.

Santa Claus
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Add a Certificate of Naughty

for mischievous acts of trickery & misbehaving throughout the year.

Old Fashioned Quality

All letters deliver with a genuine wax seal, a North Pole postmark and a personalized message in Santa's handwriting font.

Our Cause

With every order we donate $1.00 to Toys for Tots; A charity whose mission is to help less fortunate children throughout the United States experience the joy of Christmas.