Santa's Red Letter

Diamond Ring

$9.95 + Free Delivery

INSTRUCTIONS: Simply replace the # RED text with your own using the form on the right. Don't worry, we'll removed the color and change the font to Santa's handwriting on the final letter.
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Dear 1 Craig,

Oh dear. You’re in a pile of reindeer droppings, my friend.

Yes, I know what you did. You 2 went hunting instead of visiting your parents like you told Crystal you would. Come on, 1 Craig. I thought you’d grown up and out of this kind of trouble. But I guess not. Remember that incident when you were nine years old? Well, this was worse, my friend.

You’ve made the Naughty List.

Now, you need to find a way back on to the Nice List before Christmas, and here’s what you can do: 3 Buy Crystal a diamond ring for Christmas.

It’s the only way, 1 Craig. There’s still time to redeem yourself, and to avoid waking up to a lump of coal on Christmas morning that you need to explain to everyone. I’ve been known to occasionally leave an explanatory note as to why that’s all you’re getting. You don’t want to risk that, now do you? Could be embarrassing. Worse than that time in junior high; you know the incident I’m talking about.

I believe in you, 1 Craig. Do the right thing, and let’s get you back on my Nice List!

Santa Claus
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Enter the full name and mailing address EXACTLY as you would like it to appear on the envelope. USE THE RETURN KEY after EACH LINE of the address.

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Make sure all the information is correct before adding to cart. We manual format each letter to ensure accuracy. Delivery generally takes between 4-7 days. 

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Add a Certificate of Naughty

for mischievous acts of trickery & misbehaving throughout the year.

Old Fashioned Quality

All letters deliver with a genuine wax seal, a North Pole postmark and a personalized message in Santa's handwriting font.

Our Cause

With every order we donate $1.00 to Toys for Tots; A charity whose mission is to help less fortunate children throughout the United States experience the joy of Christmas.