Dear 1 Roberto,
You may be pretty excited, getting a letter all the way from the North Pole. But I’m sorry to tell you that this letter is bringing bad news. You, my friend, are on the Naughty List.
You thought I wouldn’t find out about that “little incident” as we’ll refer to it, but I’m Santa Claus: I see everything. I’m not going to tell you how, because then that splinter group in Russia would be trying to steal that trick from me again. (Talk about some bitter folks on my Naughty List!)
Let’s just say that your 2 cell phone isn’t as private as you like to believe.
Yes, that should make you a bit nervous.
But it’s not too late, 1 Roberto. You can turn things around here before Christmas. I have faith in you that you’ll start doing the right things. Make some apologies, make some restitution (because you’re better than that splinter group), and let’s all have a Merry Christmas!