Santa's Red Letter

Little Incident

$11.95 + Free Delivery

INSTRUCTIONS: Simply replace the # RED text with your own using the form on the right. Don't worry, we'll removed the color and change the font to Santa's handwriting on the final letter.
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Dear 1 Roberto,

You may be pretty excited, getting a letter all the way from the North Pole. But I’m sorry to tell you that this letter is bringing bad news. You, my friend, are on the Naughty List.

You thought I wouldn’t find out about that “little incident” as we’ll refer to it, but I’m Santa Claus: I see everything. I’m not going to tell you how, because then that splinter group in Russia would be trying to steal that trick from me again. (Talk about some bitter folks on my Naughty List!)

Let’s just say that your 2 cell phone isn’t as private as you like to believe.

Yes, that should make you a bit nervous.

But it’s not too late, 1 Roberto. You can turn things around here before Christmas. I have faith in you that you’ll start doing the right things. Make some apologies, make some restitution (because you’re better than that splinter group), and let’s all have a Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus
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Enter the full name and mailing address EXACTLY as you would like it to appear on the envelope. USE THE RETURN KEY after EACH LINE of the address.

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Make sure all the information is correct before adding to cart. We manual format each letter to ensure accuracy. USPS North Pole postmark delivery generally takes between 7-10 days. For expedited delivery see our White Envelope Delivery Service.

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Add a Certificate of Naughty

for mischievous acts of trickery & misbehaving throughout the year.

Old Fashioned Quality

All letters deliver with a genuine wax seal, a real North Pole postmark and a personalized message in Santa's handwriting font.

Our Cause

With every order we donate $1.00 to Toys for Tots; A charity whose mission is to help less fortunate children throughout the United States experience the joy of Christmas.